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OG Original Geraldine Unisex Hoodie (White Embroidery) - Multiple colors & Size Inclusive!

OG Original Geraldine Unisex Hoodie (White Embroidery) - Multiple colors & Size Inclusive!

Regular price $55.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $55.00 USD
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Taylor Swift fans call themselves Swiftians. Bravo lovers refer to themselves as Bravoholics. What do you call the Watch What Crappens fans who’ve been around long enough to know that GPS actually stands for Geraldine Parsons Smith? Original Geraldines, of course! 

For the true OGs (Original Geraldines), Ben & Ronnie’s recaps are a way of life and Shut Up Mountain is more than just a place to send possums from Orange County. Does this read like I'm speaking in code? Well, daaahhhling, this might not be for you. But if you know exactly what I mean - welcome, friend!! It’s the perfect way for us to spot each other in the wild. 

This cozy pullover hoodie with front pocket pouch is perfect to curl up in while watching our boys on Patreon. Okaaayyy?? It's embroidered, not printed, so it's truly a keeper. SIZE INCLUSIVE (5X to S available.)

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
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